Jack Jakoffcity won’t stop ejaculating all over Santa Ana
By: Theo Hirsch
The new owner of the Santora and Ramona building of DTSA, Jack Jakoffcity (Jack Jakosky), destroyed the best open mic in southern California. We had a weekly gig going on downstairs. It was an event that began attracting some amazing talent, talent that you rarely see in Orange County. The buzz on the street was attracting all kinds of amazing artists from multiple walks of life. We had stage performers, (one girl even swallowed a sword), clowns, actors, poets, pop singers with those digital music maker boxes, acoustic performers of all kinds, comedians, full bands, poets, and some amazing community going on downstairs. But when Jakoffcity and his Girlfriend came to visit our open mic a couple or three months ago, he was not going to have it, although he pretended like he was ok with it at first. And his girlfriend was like, “Oh, this is really nice, we really like this”. Like you have any of the say, yeah right. In fact, when I asked Mr. Jakoffcity if she was his wife, he gave me that immediate response: Like, no way in hell I would ever get married, “that’s my girlfriend”, he said. I am sure a man like that shares as little of his money as possible, the last thing he would do is risk his estate with some woman in a marriage contract.
He told a friend of mine “there will be no more parties”. Open mic was not a party, it was a community event that attracted real people, real artists, and a bohemian open atmosphere. Granted, Halloween did get a little out of hand but what are you going to do? Things happen sometimes, but it wasn’t even that bad at all, just a little mess to clean up but worth it! We were doing this thing, you know what its called Jakoffcity? Having fun. You know, fun? Have you heard of it? So Jakoffcity calls me up and tells me that I can no longer have open mic there. When I asked Jakoffcity why I had to close down the weekly open mic, he told me he didn’t have to give me a reason. Come to find out that Jakoffcity emailed everyone in the Santora explaining that he didn’t want the open mic anymore.
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Theo is a Jew hating racist …..
If you really cared about the arts, you would understand and care about our lifestyles as artists in Santa Ana. You would work with me instead of acting like a stupid Nazi-Jew. You would give me some rules, even ask me to get insurance or something, anything, I don’t know. You see, when I throw an event, I throw it for the community, I am an anarchist who gives to the community when I can. Not that I expect some paper pushing, capitalist, Nazi-Jew like yourself to understand that, but just saying. You see, events like my open mic are what made that village cool, you arrogant Nazi-Jew.”
Theo pushes the envelope but is actually of Jewish extraction himself.
Seamus is a homophobe drunk………………….
Doesn’t much like Mexicans either…
That would make Seamus a Mexican hating racist and would be an example of the pot calling the kettle black, but it’s likely he doesn’t like black people either. Shame on Seamus!
How does being concerned about high school (public & private) football being able to continue to play at Eddie West Field equate to not liking Mexicans?
So you are pro Amnesty now? Awesome!
Theo is of mormon-jewish extraction, Germanic and other miscellaneous so called “Caucasian” ethnicities.
A fascinating case study.
Yes he is. And gay too!
Editor,
How was this Theo person allowed to publish such a poorly written rant for your online newsletter? Doesn’t it minimize the significance of what just happened to the Santora?
He might have thought he was being provocative or clever but he comes across as an illiterate, unstable, menacing, character.. ,
Can you please only welcome comments by individuals who have a bit more brain wattage than , say, a boiled piece of cabbage?
Actually he posted this on his own blog. We ran a brief excerpt. It has been our top post this week.
“Can you please only welcome comments by individuals who have a bit more brain wattage than , say, a boiled piece of cabbage?”……… Hmmmmmm
If the Editor would comply with your request, it would exclude felon Vern “Gröfaz” Nelson and Greg “Golem” Diamond which would be anti-alcoholic and anti-semitic respectively.
There is nothing more entertaining than these two OC citizens commenting here under Editor’s constitutional renaissance — in the spirit of the first amendment .
And Theo with out a doubt speaks for himself not the Artists Village Community.
I don’t think any one artist can speak for this community.
The evil part of me enjoys when iLeft Jews show their true colors to the iLeft artists.
But the artists never learn even when they cut off their ear………. huh?….. teo?
Next will follow the massive rent increase making artist homes and burning of art and books by Jews of the downtown.
Just remember you moron mongoloid artiste that if you would elected me for your Mayor, when I was running — this would not happen.
Where is Claudia Alvarez when you need her?
What year were you running Fiala? You must have had a lousy campaign manager. Don’t you know art doesn’t matter anymore. – only marketing and finance.
Salvador Dali, inspired by the empty white wall and his feces made his art matter.
Editor, what do you think about the validity of this NewSong Church “intake form” Hirsch speaks of? You know Dave Gibbons, don’t you? Would you care to verify the existence of such a form, or do you like giving loose cannons with no sources free reign?
I don’t know about the form. We don’t have that at my Baptist church. But that doesn’t mean that Newsong doesn’t use them. I’ll ask Dave when I see him again.
Wouldn’t it be more expedient to email Gibbons the link to Hirsch’s blog and ask for comment?
I encourage you to do so as this is so important to you.
Sad that it’s not also important to you.
Sorry chap. I have bigger fish to fry.
BTW, do you believe that NewSong Church is, to use Hirsch’s word, a “cult”?
Theo thinks that if most religions.
Which is worse? A cult or “Religion”? 6 in one. half a dozen in the other.
I guess the only difference is that cults can also be non-religious.